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HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WHO GOT HIS ENTIRE LEFT SIDE CUT OFF?

2011-10-14T19:03:00.001-07:00

Don't worry, he's all right now.

The picture underneath should give a clue as to who updated Daryn's blog.

Three guesses and the first two don't count.

1. No...

2. Definitely no...

Before you potentially waste your third and final guess, visit http://ericarose1.blogspot.com/2009/01/my-favorite-cousin-of-all.html for a small hint.

(I hope I didn't just give myself away.)

Below is a random picture of Ayacucho.

Random picture of Ayacucho

Above was a random picture of Ayacucho.

The next picture is of Daryn's best friend...

(No. The one on the left, actually...)

Along with a world famous missionary couple.

Oh and BTW,

I like to read poems now!

Well... haikus at least.

I sure like Haiku.

Oh, you already knew that??

Not a surprise then.

The following two

Are some of my favorites.

They're really clever.

Good evening.

~~Jarron~~ Jack

Obama's private plane

2010-04-09T16:33:00.001-07:00

I am one of 56 million, are you?

Flying on Obama's private plane.

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.

Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-Pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.

Greatest Christmas Decoration Yet!

2009-12-21T00:09:00.001-08:00

Fantastic

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize the guy was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

Darwin Awards!

2009-11-16T22:01:00.000-08:00

The Darwin 's are out!!!!

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:

When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:

1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

2. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

3. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

4. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

5. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

6. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly... He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

7. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

8. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

9. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

*** Remember.... They walk among us!!!***

My Idaho Trip

2009-06-09T15:51:00.000-07:00

Here are some pics of my trip to Idaho this week. We should be home in a couple days.

A bomb server at a restaurant we went to

Driving by the city of Preston, Idaho.

Driving into Montana

Me, Britt, & Kyle on a rock

Some guy Britt was checking out

Almost ran into Bambi on the way to church

Update!

2009-04-06T23:16:00.000-07:00

As many of you know my brother and Audrey have been trying to have kids for sometime. A few weeks back we found out that Audrey was pregnant, and she was possibly carrying 3 little ones. A couple days ago the doctors did an ultrasound and were able to see one baby and Daryl and Audrey were able to hear its heart beating. Everything seemed to be going good, but as Bro. Booker mentioned Sunday night complications came up earlier in the day and every sign pointed toward a miscarriage. The doctors immediately put her on bed rest and scheduled an appointment for today. While doing another ultrasound they were able to find that the baby’s heart was beating stronger than it was a few days before and it was developing tremendously. We were all so excited to hear the good news today and believe that God heard everyone’s prayers for them. Audrey is now on complete bed rest for at least a week and a half, and perhaps longer. I’m sure as you can imagine she is hating every minute of it, but knows that this is the best thing. We would like to thank everyone for praying and for your continued prayers for Daryl, Aud and baby “?”.

P.S. I would post some sonogram pictures, but will perhaps save that story for another post!

Nursing update!

2009-03-26T19:56:00.000-07:00

As many of you know, I am in the nursing program and have just started working in labor and delivery. This is an exciting, yet boring field of study. To further our understanding we had to watch many videos of this amazing miracle of life before we could start our clinical rotations. This is one that I found to be the most educational. ENJOY!

A joke and a wise saying

2009-01-21T14:07:00.000-08:00

So there was this guy that went to the zoo. And he saw an african elephant there that he thought he had seen before. Come to find out, he hadn't.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but you can just shut up.

School Days!

2008-09-19T23:22:00.000-07:00

The "Community Ten" with Ms. Moore
Nursing Class of 2010

2008-08-07T22:52:00.000-07:00

Now I'm here...

2008-07-23T18:19:00.000-07:00

...never more to roam. (I think)

I'm in...

2008-07-09T18:22:00.000-07:00

... Maryland.

Silence

2008-06-24T09:25:00.000-07:00

It is silent. Somewhere. Off the coasts of Africa.

a pointless point

2008-05-26T22:44:00.000-07:00

this afternoon, me, preston, jarron, and heather played about 5 or 6 games of sequence in the church fellowship hall. it was fun. me and heather were a team versus preston and jarron. i can't remember who won more times. but the point is that we had fun. (despite obstacles) :-) well, it's late, and i'm tired. in fact i'm not even typing this. someone else hacked in and is doing this. :-) anyway, the point is that posts are being added to my blog. and that's all that really matters. you say "this is a really dumb post, and what is this picture, and why is it here"? it's a picture to help illustrate my point. (get it? the point???.............ok never mind)

Post 2

2008-05-23T18:44:00.000-07:00

my grad was cancelled. For more info see sarrah dillon's blog.

2008-02-19T09:26:00.001-08:00

Hi (that was just for you ERM lol)